Gather ye rosebuds while ye may

Arsenal beaten by West Ham, Manchester United beaten by Portsmouth and Liverpool facing PSV at Anfield on Tuesday with 3 away goals in the bag. One would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh out loud. At this moment I feel more alive than I've felt for years. I sing the body electric and all that. Meanwhile the user-hostile Dyson reproaches me from the living room floor. Time to move on.